Hobby

Keep busy and waste the time of others.

I get spam texts a lot. They’re always very vague, often pretending to be a wrong number. Apparently their hope is to lure me into conversation, then eventually ask me for money.

It’s a situation ripe for comedy.

Sometimes they answer me.

I think my first response got deleted from this next one. I said something like “Where is the money you owe me?”

My punctuation on the next one is wonky because I was using voice-to-text. I’m a low-effort scambaiter. I think this scammer has the soul of a poet though:

And my favorite: